Smile with your eyes dammit

I was drinking my early coffee and they have a ANTM marathon. Does anyone really need to learn how to walk and prance and pose in real life? Sorry, I understand the entertainment value of the show. It just doesn't apply to my real life. I smile with my eyes when I am waiting on tables, period. I watch these girls sob and cry when the get eliminated. Way to go to boost someone's self esteem. Yes, I am getting jaded in my old age, and I am quite ok with it. Here is a toast to being content and over 40!