Got a blue moon in my eye.....

I hate to say this but why must I press 1 for English? It irritates the shit out of me. It is not a predjudiced issue. I feel you should press one for Spanish, that's all. Am I wrong?

Blessings abound

It's quite an amazing thing when you rid yourself of all the leeches in your life. Good things happen. Today is grocery shopping day. It's so much fun to shop when you are told to gain weight. I have to gain about 15 pounds. The sallow, sunk in look doesn't suit me. My breathing is back to normal finally. My mind is in a good place and I am feeling normal, well whatever normal is. I have a new secret addiction. The Housewives of New Jersey. Yeah, laugh. These woman tickle me. I know, I know it's trash tv. but it takes my mind of my own damn problems. It just goes to show that no matter how much money you have, you put a group of women together and they cannot get along. Peace.

Good morning world

Had a great morning. My friend Joe and I just came back from breakfast. I had a big fattening waffle with strawberries and whipped cream. Joe and I have been friends for a few months and he has treated me better than anyone in my insane family. I am trying to gain about 15 pounds, still recovering from the damn pneumonia. I have a new appreciation for life. I want to be alive. I did learn one thing. I am a mouth breather. According to the doctor, you are supposed to breathe in with your nose and exhale through your mouth. I have been doing it backwards my whole life. One of my breathing exercises consists of "Smell the roses through your nose and than exhale the scent through my mouth". I didn't know there were rules for breathing. Are you a mouth breather?