Because I am not able to sleep...

After midnight television bursts with idiotic commercials/infomercials. So far I have learned that you can order little white adhesive pads for the bottom of your feet to remove your toxins. I am able to chat with numerous attractive people in my local area for just a small fee. My favorite though, has to be with the the people who think they can take this one pill and BAM!, enlarge their penis....for fuck's sake. Really now...so for anyone out there who feels the need to take aforementioned pill, click below...bad tv is why they invented Xanax!!!!